My Perfect Future

meme4u: Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 04:29:31 -0500

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

meme4u:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

morganlikesthesethings: allaboardthepartyelk: n-1d-forever-dire...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:48:27 -0500

morganlikesthesethings:

allaboardthepartyelk:

n-1d-forever-directioner:

cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:

the-girl-who—lived:

whensocietykills:

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

Andy, you are a God.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

ALWAYS REBLOG. ALWAYS

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

robotcosmonaut: Work. Consume. Be Silent. Die! via nevver

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:49:33 -0500

robotcosmonaut:

Work. Consume. Be Silent. Die!

via nevver

robotcosmonaut: Good Fucking Design Advice via shesgoingplaces

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:17:10 -0500

robotcosmonaut:

Good Fucking Design Advice

via shesgoingplaces

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Sat, 05 Jan 2013 11:14:28 -0500

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Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:54:49 -0500

"It’s a New Year and with it comes a fresh opportunity to shape our world. So this is my wish, a..."

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:16:34 -0500

“It’s a New Year and with it comes a fresh opportunity to shape our world.

So this is my wish, a wish for me as much as it is a wish for you: in the world to come, let us be brave – let us walk into the dark without fear, and step into the unknown with smiles on our faces, even if we’re faking them.

And whatever happens to us, whatever we make, whatever we learn, let us take joy in it. We can find joy in the world if it’s joy we’re looking for, we can take joy in the act of creation.

So that is my wish for you, and for me. Bravery and joy.”

- Neil Gaiman’s New Year’s Wish… (via wilwheaton)

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Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:47:00 -0500

wilwheaton: seenontabletop: We introduced Settlers of Catan to...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:11:57 -0500

wilwheaton:

seenontabletop:

We introduced Settlers of Catan to a couple of new friends, and one of them has very steady hands - he built Catan Man early on in the game to ~~intimidate~~ watch over us all.

I have played hundreds of games of Catan, and I’ve never thought to build a Catan Man. This changes today.

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Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:03:00 -0500

How many parents will now look at a Christmas tree, knowing their child will not be there on Christmas morning to open the presents lovingly purchased and wrapped and hidden?

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 08:33:24 -0500

How many parents will now look at a Christmas tree, knowing their child will not be there on Christmas morning to open the presents lovingly purchased and wrapped and hidden?:

wilwheaton:

All I can think right now is how many moms have Christmas present hidden all over their house and were told this morning that their child is dead. How many of them will now look at a Christmas tree, knowing their child will not be there on Christmas morning to open the presents lovingly purchased and wrapped and hidden? How many of these parents struggled for years to get pregnant, and now their kid, because of some lunatic with an easily accessible gun, is dead? How many grandparents who waited for 30 years to have a grandchild, have plane tickets booked for the Holidays, and now need to change those plans and come up earlier to bury their grandchild.

And then the residual trauma. How many of these families will survive? How many of them will be driven to divorce by the trauma. How many of the siblings will never, ever be the same? I talked to my mom on the phone, and she is just inconsolable and simply can not watch the coverage. She’s worried the parents will kill themselves. This shooter and his easily accessed guns did not just kill 27 people. He ruined thousands of lives. And let’s not forget about the first responders. I don’t care how tough of a cop or a fireman you are, you will never be the same. We’ll have dozens of people with PTSD, leading to alcoholism and drug abuse and family problems.

It’s just so god damned awful, it is hard to comprehend. Yet the same fucking assholes who enable this kind of stuff are now going to tell us all that now is not the time to talk about gun control (lest we “politicize it”) and that we need more guns to keep this from happening again.

This.

wilwheaton: A confused and scary group, indeed. (via Reddit)

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 07:32:29 -0500

wilwheaton:

A confused and scary group, indeed.

(via Reddit)

Is anyone else going to see these guys on Sunday this week?...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 10:46:26 -0500

Is anyone else going to see these guys on Sunday this week? Myself and Jeni are going. If you are let me know and we can meet up. If you’re interested tickets are only $20 a head.

Fun fact this used to my song on Myspace. I was that kid.

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:10:25 -0500

Fun fact this used to my song on Myspace. I was that kid.

wilwheaton: (via Daily Kos: The general’s legacy)

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:27:04 -0500

wilwheaton:

(via Daily Kos: The general’s legacy)

Cool Pandemic Posters

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 03:45:35 -0400

Cool Pandemic Posters:

wilwheaton:

I don’t have a source on this, unfortunately. I just had the link in notepad, so I must have copied it down a few months ago and forgot to post it.

EDIT: Source, via ninjasockmonkey.

Love it!

nlmsbb: prettieandsick: I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 03:51:55 -0400

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

just-girly-thingz: [Members of the Gulabi Gang in their...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 05:23:12 -0400

just-girly-thingz:

[Members of the Gulabi Gang in their trademark pink saris and brandishing big sticks, text “taking no shit.”]

Readers intrigued by these most *~***gIrLy***~* of badasses would be well-served by checking out the Gulabi Gang’s website.

postcardsfromspace: I really hate the Idiot Nerd Girl meme, so...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 05:15:12 -0400

postcardsfromspace:

I really hate the Idiot Nerd Girl meme, so I decided to stage a cheerful coup with the aid of some friends. Join us?
(Edited to fix 2nd link. Join the revolution!)

heyoscarwilde: gaming console photography by Seán Diver ::...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 03:36:19 -0400

heyoscarwilde:

gaming console photography by Seán Diver :: via burning_man